but we are not men

Nine million, nine hundred eight-six thousand minutes
We actually sat down and did the math
Nine million, nine hundred eight-six thousand minutes
That’s how many minutes that you’ve worked here.

In costumes and impressions
In meetings, in cups of coffee
For birthdays, more meetings and e-mail forwards you made us read

Nine million, nine hundred eight-six thousand minutes
That’s like watching Die Hard eighty thousand times.


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